20 BTS Ticket Sale Tweets That Are Painfully Relatable And Funny AF
Ticket sale days for BTS concerts are extremely stressful, but these hilarious ARMY tweets will make you feel 200% better about your own experience!
1. Free floor seats
I GOT FLOOR FOR BTS!!!
I CANT BELIEVE IM SEEING THEM LIVE FROM MY BEDROOM FLOOR FROM A 140p LIVESTREAM😭😭— mina⁷ ✰ (@EUPH0RlAL0VE) February 6, 2020
2. The aftermath
bts fans looking at their wallets after screaming "I GOT TICKETS": pic.twitter.com/LgfRG6PtHG
— b r u h (@twigs4legs) February 7, 2020
3. This unofficial ARMY soundtrack
#BTSPresale
MAP OF THE SOUL : BROKE01. intro : Forever Broke
02. Save me (ft. Money)
03. I Need a BTS concert
04. Me and My Empty Wallet
05. Purple Ocean ?! Keep Dreaming
06. Watching illegal Streams
07. Perhaps Oneday or Maybe never
08. No Tickets
Stay tuned.😂💜 pic.twitter.com/S4Dl24gTcX
— Farah ⁷🎗 [slow🧘♀️📚] (@CosmosOfJoyHope) February 5, 2020
4. Regretting your financial decisions like:
Imagine saying "fck it" and spending my money to buy a new phone and next thing I know BTS are coming to my country.
— Georgia⁷ (@7BTSaf) February 6, 2020
5. From happy to FML, real quick
BTS HAVING I REALIZED
WORLD MY COUNTRY
CONCERT IS NOT
TOUR INCLUDED https://t.co/TcjNYUtbAn— LUHMEH ❤ BTS⁷🧡 (@EXPENSIVEGURLS) February 6, 2020
6. European ARMY problems
Everyone in the US: excitedly sharing news they've got BTS tickets!
Meanwhile me in Europe: pic.twitter.com/iIdF3tfNG8— Victoria Boruta (@BorutaVictoria) February 6, 2020
7. Map of the Someone Please Pay My Bills Tour
I got tickets but now my bank account is literally 🥴🤡 #BTSxAtlanta pic.twitter.com/jhh7rSo6p0
— (*☻-☻*) ⁷ | 니가 부르는 나의 이름 (@wolo_2104) February 6, 2020
8. This dad
I told my dad I got tickets and this is all he sent back 💀 pic.twitter.com/DehvJ6W7P2
— FIFI ⁷ (@L0VEFIFI) February 6, 2020
9. Natural selection
Everyone’s worried about getting BTS concert tickets meanwhile I’m still facing the trauma of getting this wrong last year and Ticketmaster kicking me out of the queue. #NaturalSelection pic.twitter.com/23QcxDsyaY
— Jungkook💜MyLight⁷ (@LetsGetShook_SK) January 31, 2020
10. Not asking for much
Coronavirus, WorldWar III, whatever the fuck u wanna throw at me this year. Can u please just back off until I see BTS on their tour and then u can do whatever the fuck u want, like I ain’t asking for much pic.twitter.com/q34kRWjzf4
— Kate (@Kate16746621) February 7, 2020
11. Wedding invite
I just got invited to a wedding and I love weddings but its literally the same day as the BTS concert I never declined an invitation SO fast like srry I have my own wedding to attend to
— luna. ☽ / EG☻⁷ (@siinyoongii) February 7, 2020
12. Mind ya business!
If y’all see me pulling up to the BTS Tour village for the concert with my BT21 luggage and backpack decked in head to toes BT21 gear sipping coffee out of my BT21 tumbler while pulling out my BT21 wallet to check in to my BTS themed hotel room,,, MIND YA BUSINESS
— jenny⁷🎋 新年快乐 (@taerouge) February 5, 2020
13. No money? Okay.
me parachuting in the middle of the BTS concert so i don’t have to pay rose bowl floor tickets:pic.twitter.com/lDv9f7kDOp
— emily ⁷☽ eg☻ (@joongsfilm) February 2, 2020
14. In absentia
lmaooooo i’ve just realised the bts concert is the same day as my graduation as a doctor… who’s telling my family i’m graduating in absentia??
— hans 👩🏾🦰 (@grimworldview) February 6, 2020
15. Read the fine print
They said it's BTS hotel but in reality it's the 58th annual BTS hunger games where the most skilled(ot7 armys)have to eliminate the weak and stay alive https://t.co/rBYIolEdfo
— Lara⁷ 🎨 EG🌞 (@Archerpjmn) February 5, 2020
16. Born broke
so you’re telling me that in each city bts will be giving a concert they’ll also have a BTS themed hotel, pop-up store, exhibit, limited edition drinks, local travel products WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN BROKE pic.twitter.com/akBuLmbBVG
— 𝐂🐾⁷ (@DIMINCHU) February 5, 2020
17. Worst timing ever
YOURE TELLING ME THAT 5SOS. TICKETS COMES OUT ONE DAY AFTER BTS PRESALE. FML
— Amy 🌺 (@amyy_diep) February 5, 2020
So this is unexpected, one of my nightmares is coming true…..MCR North American Tour tickets go on sale tomorrow and BTS tickets go on sale next week. FML. 🙃 #MCRmy #BTSARMY
— 𝙹𝚎𝚗⁷ 🖤🦢 (@TaestyMinGloss) January 31, 2020
18. Adult money
#BTS Tickets: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Hotel: $$$$$$$$$$$
Train: $$$$
Outfits: $
Realizing you're an adult who spends adult money on a boyband: Priceless#BTSTOUR #BTSINTORONTO— ✨ Words & Whimsy ✨ (@WordsWhimsy) February 6, 2020
19. Savage mom
I asked my mom if i could go to a bts concert and she said yes. I asked her "aren't you gonna ask for the price?" And she was like "why would i need to know the price of a ticket that i wont even be buying" pic.twitter.com/wGsV4tDll9
— 𝗲𝗽𝗵𝗶⁷ (@adorerbts) February 5, 2020
20. Summon circle
My sister really made a “summon circle” bc she was worried she couldn’t get BTS tickets omfg pic.twitter.com/VXiXMiISdD
— Spring Baby (@kristen_dvera) February 7, 2020
