ARMYs Are Unbelievably Hungry And Thirsty For BTS’s V’s Tongue Technology — Here Are 20 Receipts, Your Honor
It goes without saying, but the truth is, BTS is really composed of wonderfully sexy men, aren’t they?
Take, for example, their resident vocalist with the deep, husky voice, V, who looks incredibly hot even when he’s just simply singing…
…or even when he’s simply performing, without revealing anything in particular.
When his naughty tongue habit kicks in, though, ARMYs can start feeling the temperature of the room rise up.
And so with every performance…
With every event attendance when his tongue makes an appearance…
…or even for every fan meeting where his tongue makes his comeback, too, ARMYs couldn’t help but feel incredibly thirsty for V.
Here are the top 20 funniest thirst tweets about Kim Taehyung — watch out for the bonus tweet in the end, because it’ll definitely make you spit the water you’re drinking right now!
1. Can you get his tongue in jail?
NOOOOOO !!!!!!! KIM TAEHYUNG !!!!!! THAT TONGUE IS FCKNG ILLEGAL !!!!!#BANGBANGCON_D2
pic.twitter.com/jmi7UJJxwp— Elysha 🍯🌙 SWEET NIGHT MY INNER CHILD 💜 (@myonlyTAEger) April 19, 2020
2. It’s part of the BTS concert starter pack
a BTS concert will not be completed without taehyung showing his tongue sexily making everyone crazy#BANGBANGCON_D2
— dj⁷ (@sugasanaeh) April 19, 2020
3. Remember the lyrics, “Oh baby, you’re so fine, you blow my mind~”?
Taehyung: fake chewing his non existent gum, smirking, licking his lips and sticking his tongue out, staring intimidatingly…
HE’S FREAKIN FEELING HIMSLEF DAMN !!!! He’s so fine my sweet lord…pic.twitter.com/GMR4KgYI0g— 𝓂⁷♥ (@taehyungtannah) March 12, 2020
4. He’s smooth as an iced Americano
I still can't seem to understand how Taehyung aggressively makes his way through the choreo, smirking and messing with his tongue in process, yet does it so bloody smoothly. pic.twitter.com/PiLgeRuF8Y
— sanaa⁷ ❥ tae (@louderthanvmin) March 6, 2020
5. He’s simply walking, but why does he still manage to make ARMYs thirsty?
taehyung with his tongue poking out @*(₩/#$,% pic.twitter.com/J42aN1cMAx
— ً (@taehyungedit) March 1, 2020
6. …you mean, aside from looking at the whole group?
two things to focus on:
-taehyung's powerful dance moves
-THAT TONGUE KIM TAEHYUNG STOP
— 파뿌 ⁷ sweet night 🌙 (@pinkcosmostae) February 22, 2020
7. It’s such a video-bomber
taehyung with his tongue out at the back, WHAT A TEASE#BTSComeback2020#WeONWithBTS @BTS_twt #ONFeatSia #ThisIs7 #BTSKineticFilmON pic.twitter.com/nWVmOyAQoX
— 🐯 (@taetaesbody) February 21, 2020
8. Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt attacked by Taehyung
Taehyung sticking his tongue out in the rudest way possible, he rude and attractive and for what??? Imma sue him😤 pic.twitter.com/oaw9IIpzgh
— 𝓂⁷♥ (@taehyungtannah) January 1, 2020
9. We can practically hear the heavy breathing
taehyung mouthing yoongis part and sticking his tongue out breathe if you agree pic.twitter.com/RoV3kI7QAL
— ⁷ ً (@meteorbts) December 9, 2019
10. He’s part of the dance line, too!
the way taehyung tongue synchronize with his body.. that’s hot pic.twitter.com/1mSDGTokjc
— STEFFY⁷ (@_kittycatmeow) November 25, 2019
11. Adding his voice would make it a triple threat
Taehyung + tongue is a very dangerous combination 💀 pic.twitter.com/lIrZVVYHd8
— 🐯 (@taetaesbodyy) August 23, 2019
12. Please, sir, it’s not good for the baby
TAEHYUNG put your tongue back in your mouth this is a family concert pic.twitter.com/h90JzSfV8C
— bella⁷ moved 📌 (@snuglytae) August 11, 2019
13. How many souls have been destroyed because of this dangerous attack?
The way Taehyung sticks his tongue out before hitting that thrust is illegal pic.twitter.com/WsQ228VbjD
— STEFFY⁷ (@_kittycatmeow) July 1, 2019
14. The tongue is hot enough — but adding the voice? No, enough
Y'ALL KNOW WHAT'S ILLEGAL? curly haired Taehyung sticking out his tongue while rapping ddaeng with that deep voice pic.twitter.com/ZU2ICQNX2S
— taekook 💭 (@taekookmemories) June 22, 2019
15. It’s such an art in motion
taehyung’s body language for singularity just has me feeling some type of way!! the tongue action, the way he stares at the camera and just the way he carries himself during it, absolutely *chefs kiss* #BTSinParis pic.twitter.com/vJcvVYWlG9
— ugh its grace ☻⁷nsfr (@taehyungsrarity) June 8, 2019
16. Millions of ARMYs know exactly how you feel
Taehyung with that tongue and body rolls dfghjj I'm not okay!!! #BTSV @BTS_twt #BTSxSNL pic.twitter.com/xXeLtcQHll
— Strawberries bear ❄️ (@Strawberries321) April 14, 2019
17. We’re sorry, but at least you did what you loved, right?
TAEHYUNG'S MOVING THAT TONGUE BUT IN SLOW MO BISHH I'M ATTACKED DJJDHDHDHD pic.twitter.com/Cpta9QNTW1
— r (@slayjul) April 12, 2019
18. Don’t look unless you can handle it
excuse me but do any of you see what taehyung did at the back with his tongue pic.twitter.com/8lldSpDToi
— ✰ naddy⁷ (@jiminnuts) February 16, 2019
19. Honestly, can you blame him?
TAEHYUNG STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT WHILE WRAPPING JUNGKOOK BITCH WTF pic.twitter.com/x7kuUorDo0
— taekook 💭 (@taekookmemories) January 15, 2019
20. Suga is our spirit animal
Taehyung does his tongue thing in IDOL performance
Me:#BTSatGayoDaejun pic.twitter.com/J5iF9TOJZ4
— 𝐒𝐄𝐎𝐊𝐉𝐈𝐍 (@jinuwued) December 25, 2018
Are you already done with the thirst tweets? Feel your soul being cleansed by checking out the next article below — it’s about V’s simple happiness.
According To BTS’s V, Here Are The Top 10 Small Things That Make Him Absolutely Happy
Bonus:
Hi yes, I would like to put in a formal request for Taehyung to growl in my yum flower like this please!? Preferably with some tongue involved, and maybe some biting? Ahh, Thank you. That’d be great. pic.twitter.com/NlwyiMT308
— Ｋａｔ⁷ (@_mochikookie_) October 21, 2019
