15 BTS “Breaking News” Stories, As Reported By ARMY
BTS news comes out every day, but nobody tells it better than the fans themselves. Here are 15 fake (?) news stories reported by and for ARMY on Twitter. Warning: These reports might be “biased”!
1. The reason for Jin’s alleged neck pain
BREAKING NEWS- CONFIRMED⚠️
Jin has been diagnosed with CERVICAL Neck Pain. His condition is extremely serious as of now. He claims to feel the symptoms since 2012 which now are serious. Careful examination by surgeons tells the reason is carrying too much beauty on his face. pic.twitter.com/yBWrkBqmdr
— 𝐒𝘦𝘳𝘦'⁷🥯 (@CappuccinoJeone) March 19, 2020
2. “Min Holly is shaking.”
[BREAKING NEWS]
BTS' Suga and Kim Yeontan are rumouredly dating. The couple is spotted wearing a red and yellow hoodie. Bighit Entertainment and Kim Taehyung (Yeontan's Father) hasn't confirmed anything yet.
Let's support the new couple guys💖 Min Holly is shaking.😂💔 pic.twitter.com/sVqevNOBBW— 🍒;softi_cieee (@sorrybaebij) May 31, 2018
3. Does Jin approve?
[BREAKING NEWS]#Dispatch confirm that BTS’s J-Hope dating BT21’s RJ.
congratulations new couple. pic.twitter.com/JcscRnJnX7— kia|help my pinned!1! (@lostmyseok) January 1, 2020
4. RM’s back injury
BREAKING NEWS: According to TMZ, Kim Namjoon was recently hospitalized due to severe back pains caused due to the burden of carrying the entire music industry. We all wish him a speedy recovery. pic.twitter.com/ukjyNF5Eaq
— fawz⁷ ia (@yoonjo_on) April 10, 2019
5. Welcome to the club
[BREAKING NEWS] min yoongi, kim namjoon, kim taehyung and jeon jungkook welcomes park jimin as the newest member of Big Tiddies Squad a.k.a BTS … they're still waiting for kim seokjin and jung hoseok to join the said group.. pic.twitter.com/NgzZQoJEpi
— ً ⁷ (@scenerycyj) December 10, 2019
6. Technical difficulties
[BREAKING NEWS]
Hello we are having technical difficulties 🥰😭😊
Thank you for visiting Taehyung
Please rest well pic.twitter.com/WKkq9IscMg— ♥ vlive ♥ BTS+♥ 아미♥ ⁷ (@BTSchPL_board) June 7, 2019
7. World’s cutest baby, officially
[BREAKING NEWS]#Dispatch officially confirms that Jeon Jungkook of BTS is the cutest baby in the world. pic.twitter.com/90vRLz7x7A
— bil ⁷ (@jeonsabilla) January 1, 2020
8. Jin, taking “Beardtan” to the next level
[BREAKING NEWS] Mr. Worldwide Handsome
Mr. Seok Jin Kim
The member of worldwide group @BTS_twt growing his beards and put a little flags from all around the world since he is a worldwide handsome. #Hello_We_Are_Beardtan pic.twitter.com/01aYKvgW9W— nadya (@taenmjn) March 31, 2018
9. The ultimate ship?
DISPATCH BREAKING NEWS:
BTS' Suga and MMA's Awardi confirmed to be dating.
On January 1 BTS' agency Big Hit Entertainment confirmed the pair are dating & gave the brief statement:
“Suga and Awardi have become fond of each other & the others members support them fully.” pic.twitter.com/whgFElt22g— olioli💋dimples (@sopeofmylife) January 1, 2019
10. Snickers’ skyrocketing sales
[BREAKING NEWS] Snickers' sales dramatically go up after BTS member J-Hope bites into one in new short film #MAMA pic.twitter.com/kZdFZFqF0g
— laura (@parksjmin) September 10, 2016
11. Only the “leaving” part is fake news
[BREAKING NEWS] Kim Namjoon, or RM from BTS will be leaving the group and running for presidency in 2020. The other members are fully supporting and he will start campaigns in March. #KimNamjoon2020 https://t.co/w2cZrkYWa9 pic.twitter.com/U7YlQikhr2
— incorrect taegi (@incorrectaegi) September 25, 2018
12. Dispatch confirming what ARMY already knows
[BREAKING NEWS]#Dispatch confirms that Park Jimin is the most beautiful man of the decade pic.twitter.com/4rJhLPMJv2
— ً (@guccitaegii) January 1, 2020
13. V and Jimin’s true identities
[ BREAKING NEWS]#Dispatch just confirmed V and Jimin are actual marshmallows and should be protected at all cost. pic.twitter.com/hHiincsbk7
— mayram🤡⁷ (@expressiveRM) January 1, 2020
14. Eating CDs
BREAKING NEWS‼️
BigHit has reported that BTS member Jeon Jungkook is in critical condition after eating CDs for breakfast, lunch, dinner AND midnight snack, while simultaneously carrying the whole vocal industry on his back. They will report further.pic.twitter.com/YDsfcPlAhp— 𓆉 lilith ⁷ – ceo of lame (@grammyjoon) February 27, 2020
15. Who let the dogs (go) out?
[BREAKING NEWS]
Dispatch reveals that Taehyung's Yeontan and Yoongi's Holly are dating. The two were spotted on a romantic walk, eating dog biscuits in Daegu. Knets are voicing their concern as Bighit and bts are yet to respond. pic.twitter.com/N9iciPT2P5— •̀ㅅ•́ (@softbangtanboys) January 1, 2019
