Here’s 20+ Hilarious Things That ARMYs Would Get Fired For If They Worked At HYBE

We’ve all dreamt of one day working at the company of our favorite K-Pop group, whether it’s as a songwriter, stylist, fellow idol, or photographer. But, have you ever imagined how you might lose the job?

Well, an ARMY on Twitter posed an interesting question… They asked others what they would get fired for if they were an intern at HYBE.

if u were a hybe intern what would u get fired for

— shrek (@oreomcfIury) August 3, 2021

And, well, the responses were nothing short of imaginative. So, here are 20+ of the funniest things ARMYs would get fired for if they worked at HYBE…

1. Taking way too many meal breaks

always being in the dining hall eating instead of the office doing my work but can you blame me that food be looking GOOODDDD pic.twitter.com/gzNK1mDuhD

— Tιαɾα⁷✿ (@hobiicentral) August 3, 2021

2. Translating is no joke

running out screaming mid-job bc a member went live and i need to translate

— 소라 ⁷🐰💜 そら (@tteokminnie) August 4, 2021

3. Jungkook did say he wants to “hear bells” when he meets his soulmate, after all, so you can’t blame an ARMY for trying…

ringing bells everytime I walk past jungkook

— tae’s wife⁷ (watching one piece) (@ungodlytaejoon) August 3, 2021

4. Being at the gym too often…

i can you namjoon telling your supervisor to promote you instead of firing you tbh. He be like "i see them clean everytime im at the gym, please make sure to give em a raise" and stuffs.

— Jae (@theholynoodle) August 3, 2021

5. Maybe being at the gym so much will have paid off?

as camera man on run bts for Jungkook for not being enough fast to catch him

— joon’s sweetest thang 🍭🎂🍯🍰🧁🍫🍬🍭⁷༄ (@zazanamjoon) August 3, 2021

6. Sneaking into rap line’s studios

sneaking into rapline’s studios & listening to those drafts 😭 pic.twitter.com/X9tljeCEN0

— ani ⁷ 🏳️‍🌈 #PermissiontoDance ⟭⟬ (@btstaekover) August 3, 2021

And then release Tony Montana ft jimin😩

— everything goes (@hottersweeterc) August 3, 2021

Namjoon when he sees my “an ARMY wuz here” note pic.twitter.com/09i3J0FxYx

— Taylor McDonald 🇯🇲 (@TaylorM07147250) August 3, 2021

7. Trying to be besties with BTS

Staring at the members because of their beauty instead of doing my job

— ⟭⟬ Namjoons sweetest thang ⁷ ∞ ⟬⟭ (@_BTSARMYPrint) August 3, 2021

Spending all my working hours doing absolutely everything with BTS but not doing my actual work pic.twitter.com/EqAZ5VnQTj

— Farah⁷ ᴾᵀᴰ💃🏻∞ #PermissiontoDance (@euphorialights) August 4, 2021

8. Some people just wake up and choose chaos

Tae will come after you himself for that😭

— Lavie⁷🌼 (@JKsStanTwt) August 4, 2021

9. Attempting to get BTS to see the light, a.k.a. realize “Paradise” is amazing and deserves respect

sneaking paradise into a set list pic.twitter.com/9DNuAbzk50

— HAN⁷ 🤠 (@hs_ximeno) August 3, 2021

Forcing Paradise into every conversation, playing it softly in the background of every live or artist/team interaction, switching tapes at practices and playing Paradise.. generally just spending most of our time together reminding them the song exists.

— jenniewren⁷ (@writtenwren) August 3, 2021

jungkook will report you to the company the first chance he gets😭

— Amber⁷ | PTD OUT NOW (@am_existing) August 3, 2021

10. Putting all those Soundcloud masterpieces on music streaming services

Put atleast 5 songs.. getting fired should be worth it 😂

— Shrut_ti (@TaeShru_) August 3, 2021

11. Also, putting all instrumentals on music streaming services

Stealing all the instrumentals. I NEED BLACK SWAN ORCHESTRAL VERSION AND OUTRO TEAR INSTRUMENTALS THE DAY WE GET AT LEAST HALF OF THE INSTRUMENTALS IS THE DAY I’LL ATTAIN PEACE. THAT, will be my first priority task pic.twitter.com/1561b7lfz4

— 💙∞ᴮᵉfaMIN⁷ (on limit)🧈 ᴾᵀᴰ (@namufern) August 3, 2021

12. Continually reminding members to post

Reminding every member to go live or post selca on twt every 15 days..
I am doing it for y’all 🙌 pic.twitter.com/sVMsW7t1jN

— Shrut_ti (@TaeShru_) August 3, 2021

13. Leaving BTS gifts

For sneaking into the members’ vocal rooms & studios and leaving love letters, chocolates, gifts, bonsai for them pic.twitter.com/RDSHLzgsor

— Farah⁷ ᴾᵀᴰ💃🏻∞ #PermissiontoDance (@euphorialights) August 4, 2021

Sneaking in all type of snacks they like, leaving dad jokes post it for Jin everywhere. Putting a choc mint pint in the middle of the room to see chaos happens and Namjoon have a rhetorical about toothpaste and ice cream.

— O.Teg (@Teggie_92) August 3, 2021

14. Trying to join the team and compete on Run BTS!

I’d get fired for participating in run Bts 😂😂😂

— Mystic⁷ 💜 (@babycray6) August 3, 2021

15. Also, try to change the company name to JinHit

agreeing with whatever the hell have Seokjin in mind although it’s against company rules—

— hiy_k ⁷ 🏖 (@hiy_kk) August 3, 2021

16. Steal merch… you know, just to make up for that $200 Weverse shipping cost

Stealing merch https://t.co/FuZWYFueNn pic.twitter.com/IsjRAWLYVK

— 💵 launderer (@MMarshxx) August 3, 2021

for stealing this picture https://t.co/ayYVWv3B6k pic.twitter.com/z3djopfMmT

— lara⁷ bts poly supporter (@hobis7bracelets) August 3, 2021

17. Playing with the company pets

spending too much time with this cat https://t.co/JUFImsEjwQ pic.twitter.com/OoxpgvaxrK

— maya (@ninetailedhobi) August 3, 2021

18. Actor Jin debut when?

forging bang pds signature on all the actor jin contracts https://t.co/TJLJlnlANh

— amani (head yoonjinkooker) (@seokjinier) August 3, 2021

19. “Hey, sorry to bother you, but can you show me where…”

pretending i got lost and showing up at namjoon's door every three business days https://t.co/9g3UaWbXTl

— fawzul⁷ (@agustranda) August 3, 2021

20. Forgetting to switch from business to personal accounts

100% i would accidentally tweet something stupid from an official account https://t.co/mNzOYDBiVv

— ky⁷🦎 (@jiminiehunnie) August 3, 2021

21. Release the stage remixes!

Stealing pdogg hard drive for all the stage mixes https://t.co/C0rk1EUYrP

— Thao 💘⁷ 🧈 | cr: she who became the sun | (@mazeinthemirror) August 3, 2021

22. Seriously, why can’t we just get some digital copies of our photocards too?

posting the pics used for photocards in hd https://t.co/11unKD9o4V

— 🍄 (@kirbykooo) August 3, 2021