“F*ngered It For 3 Hours” — Korean Man Spotted Having Sex With A Pink TESLA

In a disturbing incident that has left many people shocked, a man was caught engaging in inappropriate behavior with somebody’s pink TESLA car.

The incident took place on May 18 at the Hyundai Department Store in Ilsan. According to the victim’s husband, his wife witnessed the man kissing and touching her car for three hours before fleeing when she approached to get into the vehicle.

This guy kissed my wife’s car, “fingered” it for three hours, and ran off only when my wife approached to get in the car…

— Anon Post

Following the bizarre incident, the couple attempted to report it to the police, but they found that, unfortunately, there was no specific charge that could apply to this weird situation. Feeling hopeless, the husband decided to share the story on a NAVER cafe site on May 18. The site is considered Korea’s largest TESLA community.

We tried reporting it to the police, but there’s no known charge that would apply in this case. So we’re out of options.

— Anon Post

He even asked if the couple should consider taking off the pink wrapping around the TESLA in case it helps prevent “mechanophiliacs” (a paraphilia involving sexual attraction to machines like cars) from ever doing something similar to their car in the future. He ended the disturbing story with, “Maybe it’d be best to remove the pink wrapping… I wonder if it was triggering to mechanophiliacs, like sexy lingerie or something.”

This disturbing incident follows a similar one that occurred just weeks earlier, in late March. In that case, a different man was observed engaging in sexual activity with a white AUDI car. Recorded footage exposed the man on top of the car’s hood, rubbing himself against it before doing the same to the car’s front fender.

Both situations have sparked heated responses online, with netizens bewildered that these “disgusting” incidents could be turning into a disturbing trend.