Korean Man Attacked By His “Zombie” Girlfriend
A Korean man’s ordinary romance unexpectedly turned into a horror K-Drama, thanks to his “zombie” girlfriend.
He reached out to netizens on a Korean online forum for help following a night of drinking that ended badly, to say the least.
The man explained that he had been bitten by his girlfriend while they were drinking, and he was worried because the bruise was getting worse.
“It was OK at first,” he wrote. “but three days have passed and the bruise is getting worse.” He was unsure what he should do, and whether or not he should ask his girlfriend to pay for treatment.
How much money should I ask for treatment? If anybody has any experience with a case like this, please give me some advice…
— OP
In response, many users on the forum attacked the personal hygiene of the girlfriend, claiming she needed to wash more.
- “There must be poison on her teeth…does she even brush her teeth?”
- “She should try mouth wash. Her mouth must be filled with germs.”
- “How are her teeth so big? Tell her to see a dentist.”
Others couldn’t understand why she would bite him in the first place.
- “Why did she bite him in the first place? Is he dating a French Bulldog?”
- “How do you have to bite someone for it to get that bad?”
- “She must be a patient at a mental hospital.”
Still others felt that his girlfriend might actually be a zombie…or, at the very least, a diseased human being.
- “Go to the hospital and get it treated. That looks really serious. Is she some sort of zombie?”
- “Go get a medical report. Why would she bite you so severely if she wasn’t a zombie?”
- “That’s scarier than a zombie bite. She might have rabies. Go get a shot before it spreads.”
Will this be the start of the zombie apocalypse?
